Ukuthunjwa
"Sawubona Santa Claus omuhle
Ungangibuki ngethukile!
isivalo emlonyeni wakho
Unesizathu sakhe.
Ukube awuzange udlikize ngokuphithizela
Ukube angizange ngikubophe ngikuqinise esihlalweni.
izilonda ezandleni nasezinyaweni,
Ngizokuhalalisela ngakho.
Lala izindwani zilandelana,
Abacula ingoma yabo egqamile.
Bebelinde wena wedwa
Ukuze ngibe ngabangane bakho namuhla.”
izindwani zommese wesiliva zigudlana,
Bacula ihubo lokufa.
umjuluko esiphongweni, amehlo ayahambisana,
Landelela konke ukunyakaza komhlukumezi.
Ukwesaba kugcwele inhliziyo yakhe!
Uvalo ngenxa yobuhlungu!
I-gag isivele iyasuswa,
Useyazizwa izingelosi zicula, abangcwele.
I-imp ithole umkhondo
Lona ababemfuna amahora ambalwa.
Bonke bamlandele ukuze bamkhulule
Abamthumbile ezikhundleni zabo.
USanta uthunjiwe!
Akukho okusukile kusukela lapho!
Akukho sihlengo esifunwayo
Noma wayala izipho zenkululeko!
Bonke besaba ngendoda EYODWA
Usengamsindisa?
Ukuya endlini emlenzeni wenkukhu umzila oholayo,
Indlu kabani leyo?
UGernot omncane wavula umnyango ngenaliti,
Wake waboshwa ngenxa yalokho.
Kwavuleka umnyango, umnyango wendlu,
Ukumemeza kwaqhamuka lapho.
"Cha! Sicela ungakwenzi! Angisakwazi!
kuqedwe lokhu! Ngifisa kakhulu!“
Amadlozi abukana ethukile
Kwenzekani kuSanta Claus?
Kuphume ukukhanya ekamelweni
Aphumele ephasishi elimnyama.
Ama-elves abheka ngaphakathi ngokucophelela,
Kufanele ube yini lowo mbono?
I-gnome yokuqala yahlala emnyango
Iphaphathekile njengoshoki, wayeboneni?
UmkaSanta uyaphusha
Uvalo novalo ebusweni!
Kwakwenziweni kuye?
Yini eyabonwa ama-elves lapha?
uboshelwe esihlalweni,
amahora ambalwa,
umbona ehlezi
Aphaphatheke ajuluke.
Baba Yaga, umthakathi umi phambi komyeni wakhe,
Ngingamhawukela indoda kuphela
Agobe abheke phambili,
Nesipuni esandleni.
ukuthi ugwinya uphudingi ngokufanelekile,
Ebheka ubuso abukekayo.
Yini umkakhe ayibona ngokwethuka?
Kwandlaliwe nxazonke,
i-turkey eyosiwe ngamagilebhisi,
ezingakuvumeli ukujabulela,
Njengophayi we-truffle eduze kwawo,
Okufanele ngabe kusesekhona.
isitshulu sengulube yasendle nesihlalo senyamazane,
Vumela izinyo elimnandi lijabule.
ushokoledi, amaqebelengwane kakhilimu, buttercream,
Kumele umbone egcwele ukwethuka!
isinkwa se-ginger namakhekhe,
Izinsalela nje, sezihambile zonke!
Ukuqopha nokufaka imimese
Hlukanisa inyama njengomlingo.
Ebeke izandla okhalweni, owesifazane ubuza i-hex:
"Ungangitshela ukuthi yini inhloso yakho?"
UBaba Yaga uyasukuma: "Mbheke!
Umyeni wakho olambile!
U-Santa ekudleni?
Khona-ke konke kuzobe sekwephuze kakhulu!
Ngami uthola ukudla okufanele,
Ngaphambi kokuthi athathe uhambo lwakhe!
Ngobusuku obandulela uKhisimusi, ngobusuku bukaKhisimusi,
Ingabe kufanele abe yindabuko
Uqine eduze kukashimula,
Khuphuka ubaleke futhi!”
USanta Claus wakhululwa
Lowo ongakwazi cishe kuphela roll!
Ugologo, owayengacabanga
Kwenze ukugaya kube lula!
Kuyini lokho ngemva kobusuku bangaphambi kukaKhisimusi?
Ukubolekwa kukaSanta sekukhona futhi!
Kuthunyelwe ekuqaleni ngo-2017-12-13 18:48:00.