Christmas whine
Silent Night Holy Night,
Santa Claus woke up
A great howl follows immediately,
Through the whole kingdom of Christmas.
Scurrying elves ran to see
What causes him such horror
There he sat in coat and cap,
Like no imp ever saw.
Tears were swimming in his eyes,
There is no need to additionally mention
It befalls him terribly' suffering,
A toothache, now at Christmas time!
What do you do for Santa?
It's easy to call a tooth fairy!
"So, help him, oh dear, oh dear,
Santa Claus has a toothache!”
"I take teeth that fell out,
Give every child a taler for it!
I'm not a dentist, can't do anything
Oh, what are these things!
Last year he broke his leg!
Just moaning and screaming again today!
You have to go to a dentist!
That definitely makes sense!”
You can whine and rant,
You have to leaf through the newspapers quickly!
"The dentist is on vacation!" calls an imp loudly.
"The other one too! That he dares!“
“That the world dare!
Holidays… and toothless Santa Claus!”
"There's an emergency service here!" someone calls down.
"Open until 6! He's not awake anymore!"
It was enough for the elves, they didn't want any more
A dental doctor was urgently needed.
They sneaked into the doctor's house at night,
And carried him out gagged.
The practice was emptied
And taken to the North Pole!
The sister was kidnapped too!
The whole thing was cleverly stirred in!
With pixy magic, well as clear as day,
Everything was there in an hour!
look, stun, drill, fill,
No more whining, and no more yelling!
Santa was fine again!
Quickly motivated and full of courage!
The dentist thought he had dreamed
Everything was cleared away so quickly!
Every child found under the tree
His Christmas Miracle!
As an extra this year, oh how nice
There was a children's toothbrush set!
Originally posted on 2017-12-07 09:50:00.
