Desperate Santa Claus
Christmas Eve this year
Has come, wonderful!
Everyone who waits thinks
Start the day with joy!
One gives up resignedly
The misfortune, it took its course.
The sleigh full of presents
As it should be every year.
He stands alone in front of the vehicle
Mentally he always resisted
that something like this can happen
Now he's staring at a piece of paper.
In disbelief he looks at the message
Reindeer strike with burnout!
They went on vacation
Recreation has dragged them away!
Hard to believe, but true!
His reindeer work once a year!
Santa Claus now with the problem:
"How should I go hand out presents?"
Think for a moment, you can save it!
I'd bet anything on that!
He goes off with his sack
Where was this train station anyway?
Very seldom does he take the train,
He always used sleds to fly!
Oh dear, there on the railway terraces,
Stand angry masses of elves!
As it obviously shows!
No train is running, the train is on strike!
Santa Claus is desperate
He still measures a vehicle!
It occurs to him, I can fly!
I will win by plane!
Said and done! "Let's go!
That soon I'll be on the plane!"
As fate shows
The pilot crowd is on strike!
Last the ship! Hurry to the port!
Really can't punish me anymore!
On a chimney in the middle of the sea
Stands an imp, very lonely!
Titanic 3 was named the ship
Which at once rammed a mountain!
As the name went merrily,
with drums and trumpets below!
Santa's solution is not this!
He still sees no light on the horizon!
The neon sign glows savingly
"Get on the saddle!"
Bicycle rental Hermes offers:
Bike for Santa Clause!”
He's been standing there the whole time
Only at the North Pole nobody was ready
"What's this about! in ice and snow,
Does it hurt to ride a bike from the cold?”
The messenger of the gods has in ranks
bikes for rent,
“Electric or manual!
With Hermes, things are always quick!”
So that nobody freezes to death
loses fingers or toes
Does he offer gloves, scarves and hats
To protect yourself from the temperatures!
The bicycle shop is already discovered,
quickly aroused interest
Elves cycle like the wind
Go on vacation!
Santa's bike,
Airworthy, non-slip, you always arrive!
He quickly starts distributing
There is no time to linger!
gifts are brought
Everyone laughs with joy
Santa won one
He never lost that much weight for Christmas!
Originally posted on 2017-12-02 09:03:00.