The Christmas mishap
on the sunny Caribbean sea,
A gnome came out of nowhere
Panic between bikini and swimming trunks,
In winter clothes, with a lot of noise,
in the blazing sun, in forty degree shade,
but this does not seem to tire him.
So he hastily seeks that man
whom he can ask for help.
There! From the sea,
did he just come here
he gets out in swimming trunks,
two more days of vacation, nothing will come of it.
The gnome yells "Santa Claus!
Come see the disaster!”
The whole beach turns around
The man with the beard just smiles stupidly.
Immediately he pulls the imp away,
to an undisturbed place.
"Now tell me, imp, why should I be so outraged?
for daring to disturb my vacation!
After toiling all year
so that there is no lamentation on Christmas Eve,
and I at rest in three days,
dare to give gifts.
The gnome whines, makes himself small,
that will be the greatest misfortune.
"Go to the North Pole Santa Claus!
And look at the disaster!
the floor black,
snow falls from above,
the toy factory blew up!”
Santa Claus in bathing suit,
doesn't find the joke funny at all.
He looks the imp in the face three times
And don't believe it the fourth time.
The fifth time he says, "Good!"
I'll get coat, boots, hat.
I'll come home with you right now
meanwhile think of something
how you can explain that to me
otherwise there's ten years of kitchen service Hans.
The imp swallows, sees himself sitting,
Only carving onions for ten years.
They quickly traveled to his kingdom,
it's cold and icy here.
Where the toy factory used to be
Only elves stand in white lands,
black with soot with sad eyes,
even they can't believe it yet.
"I wanted to make you lots of cookies,
so that you can be more happy and laugh,
when you go to hard work,
because you love the little children so much.
But when I pushed the biscuits in
Suddenly louder sparks flew,
Someone was with a new pot,
Arrived at a wrong button
activated self-destruct
everything exploded here.
Santa Claus looks in disbelief
he dreads the evil consequences,
in two days for Christmas Eve,
if he had brought gifts.
Now he stands before nothing and over,
After his vacation, oh horror.
Now there's only one thing he can do
he can't laugh at all
he feels very dizzy now,
the event only benefits one.
One calls in a small circle,
The witch of the eternal ice.
She's dressed all in white
like the ice that black avoids them.
"I'll help you, just tell me
a wee rendezvous.”
Contritely they make an appointment
Santa Claus is horrified
because for a long time she has been trying to stir him,
to go to a movie theater with her.
A little magic is done on site,
It doesn't take long for her to be gone.
gifts are all fixed,
And tucked away in the sack so he doesn't lose it.
The factory is standing again
The elves sing songs while they work.
Santa Claus, however, suspects
that made the explosion by the witch,
he hit her with that
he has to eat with her, to the cinema and to the Italian.
Originally posted on 2017-12-05 09:00:15.
